اقتباسات انجليزية مضحكة

1. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright

2. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield

3. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael Scott

4. "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already." - Tommy Cooper

5. "I'm writing a letter. I can't write it in Braille. So, I'm writing it in dots." - Demetri Martin